If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it. I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different? I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I said to myself, "I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's inappropriate. It's not nice." An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.